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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

contest

in the comment field, pls make a list of clues dirk shld discover in 'dirk discovered'. best clues will be included in novel!

5 comments:

amber said...

1. a black & white film strip of a somebody in a gorilla suit with the eyes covered by duct tape
2. a bloody whisk
3. a crushed dandelion
4. a string of used dental floss
5. an area rug

MadisonGlass said...

Amber I think I've seen that film! How's that possible?

1. When testing for body fluids, a cryptic message in semen on the ceiling. In a dead language.
2. Half a canoe in the front yard.
3. A dead squirrel in the road, with it's tail pointing straight up and bent towards something else that is also a clue.

MadisonGlass said...

That should have been "its tail" not "it's tail." I'll just say that now so that no one has to needle me about it later. Yeah you. You know who I'm talking about.

amber said...

I know who you're talking about too.

amber said...

And I think that film was that Dan Akroyd movie...Trading Places.