[i will wear thirty two shades of eyeliner & gentrify your avant garde poetry]

Saturday, December 09, 2006

manifesto

charles bronson comes to me in a dream & says, "you must destroy american writing"

charles bronson says, "american writing is terrible & academic & the worst waste of time"

charles bronson says, "allen ginsberg dreamed walt whitman or william blake or something and he got famous by dreaming famous writers"

charles bronson says, "that was stupid"

charles bronson says, "i am not a dream you are a dream and writing is a stupid bourgeois waste of time"

charles bronson says, "you should earn money instead, sell beads or something"

charles bronson says, "poetry should be senseless & you should be senseless & you should go to the grocery store"

charles bronson says, "poetry is boring and stupid and people should watch tv instead"

charles bronson says, "anyone who makes money off poetry is ethically equal to a rapist"

charles bronson says, "intellectual property is a stupid idea perpetrated by the dumb & the hairy"

charles bronson says, "poetry should only be written by computers and robots"

charles bronson says, "all poets are terrible human beings"

charles bronson says, "poetry must become un-poetry"

3 comments:

MadisonGlass said...

Ha! Seriously. You listen to Charles Bronson, buddy. Oh Bronson, you know so many things. Impart your wisdom unto us, your faithful servants, who live and die by your hand...

ward gleason said...

you shdn't speak ill of the dead but...i spose you take all your poetic cues from silliman et al... & the l a n g u a g e front for academia/translation/reincarnation of ts eliot forever & into pseudo-political arguments etc...

MadisonGlass said...

That's bible-speak, not academic blah-blah-blah. I know you're still mad at me for using latin in poems, but seriously, dead language for dead people. Think about it. And there's nothing wrong with Charles Bronson; I thought everything he said in your manifesto was brilliant. He was great in the Twilight Zone and Playhouse 90. Sorry.